Well, I guess we're just gonna have to wait while you slowly drag out the old stuff and until the new material is posted to see, huh? And until then, you'll generate revenue from the ads on the old stuff? You should really mix in a new story or two as a sort of validation, because this post reads like a poor imitation. So either you've fallen off, or I'm writing to a schlep hired to sound like Philalawyer. Either way, fuck your mother.

Put 'em in a body bag Johnny, yeah!

I used to read Gaijin Smash's stuff, and now he's here and reposting from the beginning. Same story and I say kudos! From the daughter of a writer, I can say writing is a bitch, getting notice is worse. You found someone to help you gain more attention and possibly more money? Fabulous!

Seriously Johnny DoucheFuck, who gives a flying rats shit about someone making money, you fucking terrorist. He's reaching a whole new audience, such as myself, here. Since when are people not allowed to make money off of their work, and creative work is arguably the most valuable.

In the immortal words of Tool:
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy