PhilaLawyer.net - May 31, 2006

I Am Not Dead

There is nothing worse than a conspiracy theorist. Be they imbeciles who tell me over lunch that Exxon/Mobil is in cahoots with the Iranians to jack up oil profits, or the sort who insist this blog is ghost written.

I haven't lived anywhere near, nor died in a car accident in the vicinity of Chicago. I have not been in rehab for the past year. Tucker Max hasn't bought the rights to this site from my estate.

To the freak who sold the concept that I was a cirrhotic disaster who rammed his car into an expressway retaining wall in the Windy City, good show. You're a strange fuck, but who am I to judge?

I'm alive with pleasure... The press wouldn't look for a dead man:

http://blogs.philly.com/blinq/2006/05/phila_lawyer.html

Posted by PhilaLawyer at 9:00 PM